March 16th

A day where you have to send your boyfriend/girlfriend a picture of you in a bra or in a bra with something covering it.

Hey dont forget to send me a bra picture!
Wait why?
Cause its march 16th.

by Theonlybigdrandy March 16, 2025

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July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024

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April 16th

National beat up Chloe Jan Payne day

April 16th is the day you beat up Chloe Payne

by I hate Chloe Payne April 16, 2025

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December 16th

The day where a person of your choice has to have passionate sex with you.

hey, it’s december 16th, i want you so bad.

by lover6683 December 15, 2022

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July 16th

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

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May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

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