April 16th

National beat up Chloe Jan Payne day

April 16th is the day you beat up Chloe Payne

by I hate Chloe Payne April 16, 2025

April 16th

National send an arch pic day!

This is the day you send your loved one an arch pic

"Hey it's April 16th"
"Well send an arch pic, it's national arch pic day!"

by FuckFuckingFuckBalls April 16, 2024

april 16th

national give your they she partner head day

did you know that every april 16th is national give your they she partner head day? i’m heading home rn to eat that raw!

by 7378 April 16, 2021

April 16th

National grab your homies balls day

Yo bro lemme grab ur balls it’s April 16th!

Totally dude

*grabs balls*

by 1Slime1 April 16, 2022

July 16th

National leigh & eve day.

Leigh stop ignoring me its july 16th

by EVEHOPS! July 16, 2021

July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024

July 16th

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 01, 2023