The ‘Durban Turban’ is the act of using multiple rolls of toilet paper to not only clog a toilet, but also to create a mound representing a turban. Once this structure is in place, a person takes a major dump on top of the toilet paper and leaves this display for other unsuspecting people to discover.

Background:

Durban is a major coastal city in South Africa's KwaZulu-Natal province, known for its subtropical climate, beaches, and multicultural heritage, blending African, Indian, and colonial influences.

That was the most disgusting public restroom I’ve ever seen… someone left a ‘Durban turban’ in the only stall available!!

Durban Turban by Naust549 March 25, 2026

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Himalayan Turban

The sexual act of sticking a towel into your rectum.

“John and I gave ourselves Himalayan Turbans yesterday.”

Himalayan Turban by J-Jonah-Jameson March 26, 2026

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awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.

A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.

awesome urban turban by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021

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