by labelmonkey October 5, 2003
Get the T Dot mug.An acronym for the expression, (T)hat's (W)hat (I) (F)ucking (T)hought. Pronounced 'teewift'. Commonly verbalized in a hostile manner to express dominance, after one does whatever the speaker expects or desires.
Frank: Yo Jimmy, wanna get eats?
Jimmy: Gee Willikers! I would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
Frank: Huh?
Jimmy: You see Frank, I like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just an optical illusion.
Frank: Jimmy you're absolutely right, go ahead and change. I'd rather look like a douchebag than a pussy, too!
Both: Hahaha...
Dave: Oh, you guys are leaving for the Pub? I'll go with you.
Frank: Ummmm, did either of us invite you Dave?
Dave: Do I have to be invited to go out to eat?
Frank: Hey Dave, how about you answer my fucking question before you bring up another one. You gotta listen Dave...pay fucking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
Dave: ...I wasn't invited.......fuck you Frank! You're always such a dick to me, and I never do anything to deserve it.
Frank: Actually Dave, I'm just keeping it real. When you fucking come at me, spitting fucking inquiries in my face, I'm not gonna back down.
Dave: You know what, fuck this! I don't even want to argue with you anymore.
Frank: Fucking t-wift bitch, walk away!
Jimmy: Gee Willikers! I would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
Frank: Huh?
Jimmy: You see Frank, I like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just an optical illusion.
Frank: Jimmy you're absolutely right, go ahead and change. I'd rather look like a douchebag than a pussy, too!
Both: Hahaha...
Dave: Oh, you guys are leaving for the Pub? I'll go with you.
Frank: Ummmm, did either of us invite you Dave?
Dave: Do I have to be invited to go out to eat?
Frank: Hey Dave, how about you answer my fucking question before you bring up another one. You gotta listen Dave...pay fucking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
Dave: ...I wasn't invited.......fuck you Frank! You're always such a dick to me, and I never do anything to deserve it.
Frank: Actually Dave, I'm just keeping it real. When you fucking come at me, spitting fucking inquiries in my face, I'm not gonna back down.
Dave: You know what, fuck this! I don't even want to argue with you anymore.
Frank: Fucking t-wift bitch, walk away!
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Texting under the table. Variants: TUTT, TUtT.
To hold a cellphone in one's lap and send text messages, often while in a bar or restaurant. Ironically, TUTTers usually intend their stealth texting as a courtesy to their fellow diners. In actuality, TUTTing is considered poor table manners.
Where acceptable, cellphones and Blackberrys at the table should be used in plain sight after excusing oneself to "send a quick message" or "take this brief call." Some situations require excusing oneself from the table entirely. Generally speaking, in polite company, all ringing devices should be turned off or kept on silent and put away for the duration of the meal.
Not to be confused with t.u.i.
Texting under the table. Variants: TUTT, TUtT.
To hold a cellphone in one's lap and send text messages, often while in a bar or restaurant. Ironically, TUTTers usually intend their stealth texting as a courtesy to their fellow diners. In actuality, TUTTing is considered poor table manners.
Where acceptable, cellphones and Blackberrys at the table should be used in plain sight after excusing oneself to "send a quick message" or "take this brief call." Some situations require excusing oneself from the table entirely. Generally speaking, in polite company, all ringing devices should be turned off or kept on silent and put away for the duration of the meal.
Not to be confused with t.u.i.
by Anonymous917 June 26, 2008
Get the t.u.t.t. mug.The T.D. unit is a new unit to enter the SI system of units. The T.D., otherwise known as the Toan-Dang, is a way of measuring stink/pong levels of someone or something.
A T.D. unit gives you a way of measuring odours. 0 T.D.'s indicates a neutral atmosphere, where as the definition of 1 T.D. is the peak of one's body odour. 2 T.D.'s would be twice as worse and so on. 4 T.D.'s is critically bad where 5 T.D.'s is death.
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Originally, one of several pseudonyms used by the reclusive ' Abstract Muralist ' , Gerj Hadde, who coined the catchphrase, " The Eye Cannot be Googled ".
also;
A caste possessing a diverse skill-set, commonly referred to as " the people behind the people ".
Sometimes called ' children of the visage ' , TMFU are surprisingly well-connected: some are of well-heeled bloodlines, others the spawn of industry execs. However, most hail from more common background (admittedly, some with questionable ties) and flourish solely on merit of their talents, while opting to maneuver anonymously.
TMFU are comprised of a wide demographics that spans Europe (primarily, Great Britain though also found throughout France, and the Netherlands), with a heavy concentration stateside, being in the New York and greater Los Angeles area's', respectively.
Originally, one of several pseudonyms used by the reclusive ' Abstract Muralist ' , Gerj Hadde, who coined the catchphrase, " The Eye Cannot be Googled ".
also;
A caste possessing a diverse skill-set, commonly referred to as " the people behind the people ".
Sometimes called ' children of the visage ' , TMFU are surprisingly well-connected: some are of well-heeled bloodlines, others the spawn of industry execs. However, most hail from more common background (admittedly, some with questionable ties) and flourish solely on merit of their talents, while opting to maneuver anonymously.
TMFU are comprised of a wide demographics that spans Europe (primarily, Great Britain though also found throughout France, and the Netherlands), with a heavy concentration stateside, being in the New York and greater Los Angeles area's', respectively.
Di molti angoli un cerchio bes haddeghuccis T.M.F.U.; In suo genere T.M.F.U. suo marte; TMFU can not be stopped; TMFU Gerj Hadde, Nick Lite, Maggie Stone,
by Gerj Hadde November 12, 2012
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