Syrup-itized

The act of a person dying by way of being submerged in a large quantity of maple syrup by the Canadian legal system.

Johnny got sent to be syrup-itized by the Canadian's after commiting several crimes against the country.

by BananaBred December 9, 2024

Maple Syrup Drinker

Canadian

You stupid maple syrup drinker

by Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 December 18, 2024

Golden syrup

When you piss and cum at the same time

“Oh my god last night Tyler gave me his golden syrup”

by GoodEgg32 December 28, 2024

Corn Syrup Goy Boy

One who consumes massive amounts of corn syrup beverages, typically American. Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial flavors, fake dyes such as red 40 or yellow 6. Often paired with a canola/soybean oil drenched burger and fries.

Aaron: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!

Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 6, 2025

maple syrup people

A reference to the strength and tenacity of Canadians, who appear meek and forgiving. In reality, when Canadians fight for a cause, they fight with intelligence and ferocity that overwhelms the enemy. This occurs in war, in business, and in politics.

Many of the war crimes in the Geneva Convention are based on actions of Canadians during World War I and II. They weren't war crimes at the time, and allowed Canada to win battles. They are now. Don't mess with the maple syrup people.

by Rogue991 November 11, 2025

Syrup Beaver

not your average maple rodent, commonly referring an uneducated white dink

look at that syrup beaver putting diesel in a tesla

by JahRah34 December 15, 2025

Montreal Brown Bean Syrup

A Montreal Brown Bean Syrup is the action of shitting on a cock and smearing it and then getting your cock done the same. You then proceed to connect both tips at a 45 degrees angle so that each others dick are pointing straight at each others faces. After that you jerk the other person and time it exactly as to bust at the same time. The goal is to look like two brown beans (the cocks) are shooting syrup (cum) at themselves.

YOU: Hey mom! Arthur and I did a Montreal Brown Bean Syrup on your bed yesterday and i'd change the bedsheet if i were you since we got a little bit messy!

by Ricky On January 9, 2026