maple syrup

the weird sticky stuff in Canada that makes your mom cry like when your dad left

pass me that maple syrup

i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother

by your moms boyfriends sidechick March 4, 2022

ass syrup

Over instant message, request they say it out loud even if people are around.

Patrick: i have a joke.
Patrick: why didn't the fat man fit in the chair?
Sabastian Boaz: why?
Patrick: because he wouldn't .sit his ass down!
Sabastian Boaz: lol that was really bad, you have to say Ass Syrup out loud
Patrick: okay

by Sabastian Boaz January 25, 2004

Syrup-itized

The act of a person dying by way of being submerged in a large quantity of maple syrup by the Canadian legal system.

Johnny got sent to be syrup-itized by the Canadian's after commiting several crimes against the country.

by BananaBred December 9, 2024

Maple Syrup Drinker

Canadian

You stupid maple syrup drinker

by Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 December 18, 2024

Golden syrup

When you piss and cum at the same time

“Oh my god last night Tyler gave me his golden syrup”

by GoodEgg32 December 28, 2024

Corn Syrup Goy Boy

One who consumes massive amounts of corn syrup beverages, typically American. Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial flavors, fake dyes such as red 40 or yellow 6. Often paired with a canola/soybean oil drenched burger and fries.

Aaron: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!

Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 6, 2025

maple syrup people

A reference to the strength and tenacity of Canadians, who appear meek and forgiving. In reality, when Canadians fight for a cause, they fight with intelligence and ferocity that overwhelms the enemy. This occurs in war, in business, and in politics.

Many of the war crimes in the Geneva Convention are based on actions of Canadians during World War I and II. They weren't war crimes at the time, and allowed Canada to win battles. They are now. Don't mess with the maple syrup people.

by Rogue991 November 11, 2025