Nate Swagger

The best living person on the planet

Nate Swagger is so cool

by Swaggy Moose September 7, 2022

Swaggerment

Thé swaggerment way of saying something is swag it’s the swaggerest of the swags

“So how was it?”
“Swaggerment.”

“I just bought you a 180cm tall Nagito Komaeda cardboard cutout”
“That’s swaggerment”

by Nagito Komaeda’s boyfriend November 16, 2023

sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.

You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.

by thuc March 15, 2011

Swaggerity

Having so much swag that everyone just straight up kneels before you

Dude, he has so much swaggerity, He's like the 21st century Jesus!

by John jacob dinkle hiber smith June 9, 2011

backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.

Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.

by Kihlba November 20, 2023

Swagger

The ultimate life form, you cannot compete with a swagger. Swaggers are the better life form. You are a not swagger, the swagger is swag... We all know a swagger, the question is do the swaggers know they are swag too?

-“Hey you heard of the new kid in school?”
-“Oh hell yeah, they’re a swagger man.”

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008