sprittle

when soda comes out of your nose from laughing too much

haha! *sprittles all over the place*

by andres 3000 January 17, 2009

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 19, 2005

Want a sprite cranberry?

Want a sprite cranberry?

Man 1: Want a sprite cranberry?
Man 2: Want a sprite cranberry?

by Siphiwe Tshabalala December 5, 2018

Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 July 8, 2007

sprite remix

when you drink it, it's as if you're choking on gummy bears.

sprite remix is crap

by monotone_man January 10, 2005

scritch

Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys

I need a good scritch.

Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.

by Bob the furry May 5, 2007