suburbanite

Well the definition depends on
(a) whether you see the city and its surrounding area as one unit, and small towns and rural areas as another, OR

(b) whether you see the city, the surrounding area, and the countryside as three separate entities.

(a) Someone who lives in a small city, small town, or a rural area. These type of suburbanites are hicks who shop at Walmart and have never been to a city.

(b) Mega-rich snobs who moved from the city to an area 1/2 hr away because they feel the noise and "smell" of the city is beneath them.

by Woodlawn September 30, 2004

suburbiasexual

These poor souls are the antithesis of a metrosexual. The suburbiasexual cares little about his appearance. He also will say and do gay things even though he is not a homosexual.

"Hey, did you hear Sarka talking about Ryan Phillipe's butt cheeks? He's such a suburbiasexual!"

by MJjohansen February 7, 2007

suburbanite

worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont wishing he/she were cool enough and/or affluent enough to actually live in the area.

Fucking suburbanites. This place sucks now. Let's go somewhere else where there are no 708ers.

by Pegboy October 2, 2003

jesus of suburbia

its a brill song bit long but der u go n i dnt belive in christian stuff but afta readin der lyrics it sorta makes sense prefered american idiot *cough george bush* thou. N FED UP WIF GOD DAMN CHEERLEADER WANNABES N PREPS

dem- y r listenin to green day jesus of suburbia
me- wen i start listenin to korn u can hav ago at me
dem - who?
me - omg u prik stik

by purple monkey n blue sheep ere August 11, 2006

suburban dictionary

An ironic phrase childishly inserted into an online street language reference in order to take the piss.

"What *you* think 'suburban dictionary' means? Foo'!"

by A-chan September 28, 2003

suburban dictionary

a dictionary that should exist for red necks and little pansy ass bitches that dont kno no ebonics dawg.

you need to gets a suburban dictionary.

by joseph mandagez March 7, 2007

jesus of suburbia

A member of www.musicianforums.com.

Jesus of Suburbia is at it again...

by Ben Verow March 6, 2005