Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

Butthole Stretcher

It's a piece of SHIT. Poop. Crap.

Your a Butthole stretcher....

by 2008JD August 13, 2008

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

Ring stretcher

Stretching a females anus with your penis, akaanal

Ring stretcher,

Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched

by Ktrain81 June 3, 2019

Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

Streech

Basically means straight. pronounced str-ee-ch

(1)I'm streech homie. (2)that's streech bro.

by Dreezy86 June 14, 2018

Strettch

The gayest action mankind can do in the universe.

Holy shit, Alex pulled a strettch last night at the party.

by Sunhe May 21, 2022