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orange socks

The metaphorical reasoning for why it seems like every weirdo out there has no trouble finding their 'mate' and the reason why normal people have to wait longer to find someone.

The world is like a drawer full of socks. None of the socks are matched up with their match. Now, their are dozens of normal looking regular white socks in the drawer; however, it is hard to pick up one white sock and quickly find its perfect match. However, if there are two bright orange socks in the drawer too, it is really easy to match them up. Weirdos can find each other because they are like the orange socks. Normal people who can't find a mate shouldn't feel bad, they are simply a white sock.
Mark: "God! Raymond and Jenny are getting married. They are like the weirdest people in the entire world! How can they find each other, but I can't find anyone!?!?"
Sam: "It's because they are orange socks, dude!"
Mark: "Oh yeah... thanks man. It's cool because I'm a white sock."
by Marilyn Beale June 21, 2009
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Hobo socks

Having socks where your toes hang out the holes at the ends.
Hey Brendan those hobo socks reek. I don't see why you don't just throw them away.
by Brendan Davidowich January 14, 2008
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live in the sticks

a dismissive way to describe someone who hails from an unsophisticated region. The city mouse would describe the country mouse as "living in the sticks."
City dweller to country bumpkin: "You are a hick and you live in the sticks."
by nycounsel September 11, 2013
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stock

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.
I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich
by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005
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on the sticks

The act of playing playstation or xbox. The idea being that the two analog sticks on the controllers are sticks.
Hey you faggot you wanna bang? Alright man, let's get on the sticks.
by Tim Buckley September 5, 2006
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Stockholm Syndrome

When the vast majority of the items in a home are furnished by Ikea.
Joanie's sofa is a Kivik, her shelf is an Expedit, her coffee table is a Lack, her dinner table is a Jokkmokk, her cabinet is a Hemnes, and her bed is a Fjell. This apartment's got a full on case of Stockholm Syndrome.
by playyourpart June 2, 2013
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4-stock

(v.) to beat someone badly in any type of game, showing complete dominance over the other player

Origin: From the game Super Smash Bros. by Nintendo, in which both players commonly have 4 lives (stock). Killing another player 4 times without dying once is called 4-stocking, and is a clear show of superiority.
MCYT (Samus) just 4-stocked DREW (Marth). How embarrassing.

Phil Taylor would 4-stock you in a game of darts.
by 0matrix April 26, 2008
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