Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025

Stacked Reditte

The process of a Pakistani man trying to stack a species of wood that he can’t pronounce properly.

Did you finish the stacked Reditte

by 6 feet from the edge May 1, 2025

Stokedhamm

The primal, unholy fusion of excitement and horniness so powerful it could power Las Vegas for a week. Also defined as that electric moment when your brain short-circuits from pleasure and adrenaline — usually followed by poor decisions, suspicious hickies, and a missing sock. To reach a level of satisfaction so intense it should be illegal in three states.

“Dude, she texted ‘you up?’ at 2 a.m.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”

by Patrick Mahomes Frog Breeder October 12, 2025

Stockerjocker

Someone who stalks you to find out who dating just so they can jock them with hopes and intent to pull them

So tired of these stockerjockers always after my man

by 209erbiitch October 26, 2025

shocked potato granny

nigels dead mum finding his gay magazine porn stash

shocked potato granny cool

by mrs tosser November 17, 2025

Stacked Wheelbarrow

A challenging but extremely satisfying sexual act usually involving 5 partners. It typically requires a smaller male, possibly a midget/dwarf, standing on the shoulders of a larger male, and 3 women stacked on each other’s backs. The top and bottom women have their legs held up by the men, as if they were wheelbarrows, for intercourse while the woman in the middle (the coach) is a physical and emotional support for the whole team, ensuring success without getting any cock. A 3rd man often joins to be the videographer and jerks off on the coach.

Little Angelo and me found a couple girls who wanted to do a stacked wheelbarrow. We ended up paying a crackhead $32 and a pack of Newports to be the coach in the middle.

by Ziggy269 January 3, 2026

blog stocker

When you religiously read someones blog whom you are no longer associated with

Stuart is always reading Dana's blog; What a blog stocker!

by hclegg92009 June 19, 2008