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Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.
I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner
by Thomas Fleminghammer December 14, 2008
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SoCal Steamer

When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.
Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"

Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"
by dumpqueen May 9, 2011
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Lackawanna Steamer

Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.
Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.
by Lackawanna Joe December 30, 2011
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nebraska steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, but with a high amount of corn in the feces instead.
Jim went to give his wife a Cleveland Steamer, but ended up laying a Nebraska Steamer due to the amount of corn he ate for dinner the night Before.
by Nubstars September 22, 2013
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wasilla steamer

When Sarah Palin throws out excrement with her mouth it is only right to return the same.
-Sarah Palin said some really stupid shit the other night.

-I know, she's a pathetic slag, someone ought to give her a Wasilla Steamer.
by Jack_Wagon December 4, 2013
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London steamer

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.
by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015
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boca steamer

A Variation of the Cleveland Steamer better suited for rich snobby Boca bitches where you defecate into a designer handbag (i.e. Louis Vuitton or Chanel) and place the shit filled handbag onto the bitches chest.
I met this spoiled bitch at the Town Center Mall and she really needed a Boca steamer dropped on her prissy ass.
by Corey and Richard October 5, 2016
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