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Steeve

The #snarky'est bastard on the planet (classic Aries derr) who makes you love/hate not being able to contain your chuckles over things you're not sure you should be laughing at. A guy you secretly wish you had in your company, and court when confronted with a foe. (Also the dude is sexy af and highly coveted by hot babes and dudes alike)
Jeff: Guys, Steeve is so...
Alan/Zina: Snarky?...
Jeff: Yea!
Alan/Zina/Jeff: "I want some!"
by CNSKnight April 29, 2019
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Steven Universe

The best tv series with one of the absolute worst fanbases there is.

When you become part of the fan base, you will most likely start shipping the characters, squeal whenever someone mentions it, become a peridot addict, a Garnet addict and lots of other fatal stuff.

The fan base has to be up there with undertale, five nights at freddy's, overwatch and lots of other things with shit fanbases that I somehow managed to drag myself into.

Sene help. Please.
Don't go into the steven universe fanbase because you will NEVER be able to get back out.
by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020
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Steven Universe Future Finale

The ending to the epilogue series Steven Universe Future was a very tragic event that hit all the Steven Universe Fandom in the feels and had a very stupid way of being resolved; Steven's corruption was caused by him feeling like a monster yet the way this was resolved by ... a hug. After everything he has been through it can't be solved by a hug, him leaving his home town and becoming independent is key to him growing as a person.
Person A: Wasn't the Steven Universe Future Finale appalling.
Person B: I know, the movie was great then it went so downhill.
by Harold_ur_mum_ April 21, 2020
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Shakey Stevens

A character of nerdy attire that shakes with fear upon any physical contact including high fives and hand shakes. Renowned for over reactions and the addition of uurrgh between word while speaking. Techniques of flirting include riddles and equations.
Andrew stephens of william howard school a Shakey Stevens
by naz weavo January 16, 2010
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Pulled a Steven

Def 1: One who drives to vegas for six hours extremely excited to party the night away only to get to vegas and pass out 2 hours later.

Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights
"sophia pulled a steven and is completely out..." -Hugh
by hoangry May 4, 2010
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Ryan Stevens

aka BIG STEVENS. The word Big is due to the fact that Ryan is so commonly confused with Brian.

A name that refers to a kool kid who is intelligent and can get along with just about anyone. He may also be refered to as Little Prince(For Ryan) or Master(For Big).
1.Random Person- Ya that kid Ryan Stevens can sure be
friendly. It seems he gets along with everyone.

2.Wills-Wazzup Big Stevens? Whats going on?
Ryan Stevens- Not much man. Just going to another day in Foltz.
by BIG STEVENS December 14, 2008
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Stevenson

Adlai E. Stevenson High School (SHS) is a school located at 1 Stevenson Drive Lincolnshire, Illinois. The school was established in 1965 yet somehow managed to be awful since 1964.

SHS has more money that it knows what to do with. Unfortunately this money goes into aesthetics rather than improving the smell of the buildings. The smell of ass can be smelled in classrooms in both the New and Old building. But the school decided instead to add a "point" to the old building and give the entrance the look of an airport. A butt ugly statue that even when completely entombed in Ivy and dirt will still be hideous because you know it is still there looking as stupid and ugly as all get resides on the side of the school facing route 22. Ladder of peace, more like waste of space.

Security guards are bountiful at Stevenson as well. While a majority of the student body wouldn't have the balls to defend themselves in a fist fight the school see the need to have an army of 45-79 year olds at the ready, in case a fight does break out. The security personnel then become bored and look to enforce EVERY stupid rule in the rule book of the school. They also enjoy cruising around in school owned Beauvilles the parking lots of the school and the neighboring streets off-campus(where they have no jurisdiction) looking for Freshmen and Sophomores who are not on-campus. They fail to notice of course that kids can just go over a hill and be free from security.

Adlai E. Stevenson High School is the illegitimate child of Stalin and Castro. If you can't reach the children through their minds take them by force. The only good thing about the school is that they own Chevrolet Beauvilles.
Student 1 - "Holy shit here comes Donnathon the security! We must have done nothing wrong here at Adlai E. Stevenson High School!"

Student 2- "I guess we could just briskly walk away and act like we can't hear her, she is going to need to take a breather after walking 100 feet."

Donnathon- "Throw that can pant, pant AWAY! pant, pant I will pant, pant write you pant, pant up!"

Student 1- "How is SHE a security guard?"

Student 2- "Affirmative action...or nobody else probably applied for her shitty job. I really hope she doesn't think she has any authority. Hey look the Red Beauville!"
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