squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009

Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

by MonsterMAx October 10, 2010

crack squirrel

A small loud obnoxious weasel-like crack smoker who has excuses for everything. Often keeps a messy van and can be seen in the Hopkins Area late at night chasing minor crack deals.

Fucking eh that Tabor is a real CRACK SQUIRRELL

by SOBER CITY March 26, 2008

baby squirrel

A young female looking for enjoyment of a male's secrection of seminal fluids.

The baby squirrel was looking for a nut.

by Dan Smith/Michael Clauson January 25, 2007

Squirrel Pussy

the skin that fold between the front of your armpit and your chest

Jen stayed out in the sun too long and burnt her squirrel pussy

by Jason Russell December 30, 2008

dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.

You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.

by DMort December 11, 2010

Neck Squirrel

That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.

Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!

by 6-Pack Jack July 23, 2011