butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

by scodder May 31, 2010

smurf

A method of finishing kicking someones ass, by smacking your dick across there face, ensuring maximum humiliation

*SMACK* and stay down, bitch...

by Cutthroat-LS May 13, 2005

smurf house

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

by E.Danielson August 2, 2007

Lady Smurf

A girl who is always surrounded by guys.
If you wanna take it to the next level, she has either slept with or dated all of them.

Ex: There is only one girl smurf out of all the smurfs, all the guys smurfs date her in order to keep the race going.

"Oh my god. Becky, look at that lady smurf, she must be surrounded by at least 8 guys."
"I know! She looks like she's one of those guy's girlfriend or something...."
"Ugh, she's just so reusable!"

by Tacmot February 24, 2009

realistic smurf cat

WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"

by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023

Papa Smurf

1. A main character from 'The Smurfs'.

2. An abnormally short person.

1. My favourite cartoon character is papa smurf.

2.

Lou: Man, Georgia is so short! She's a papa smurf.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 30, 2010

smurf berry

Generic for hydrocodone. 10mg Hydrocodone and 500mg of Acetaminophen (Tylenol). Blue, Oblong, scored, marked Watson 940. Fairly strong for the opiate naive, but mild for the opiate experienced.

He didn't have any Oxys to bang so he snorted a smurf berry.

by Cornball November 24, 2006