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sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 26, 2005
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spoofing

In New Zealand, spoofing refers to cumming, jizzing, ejaculating and so on and so forth.
I am spoofing right now as we speak. I just spoofed all over your grandmother's face. Hey! Is that spoof on your collar?
by Kmannz May 31, 2010
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smoof

An action made between close friends where one person, the smoofer, runs towards the other person, the smoofee, and glomps (tackle-hugs) them. The smoofer then proceeds to cuddle and kiss the smoofee. It's great fun. =D
Kara runs up to John and puts his arms around him before kissing him, a true smoof!
by Reid March 28, 2004
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by Jon Waltz April 8, 2003
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sploof

A pornographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the "legitimate" world of cinema.

From the joining of the words "spoof" (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and "splooge" (male ejaculate).
I can't decide if my favorite SPLOOF is Edward Penishands or Foreskin Gump.
by TA Reserves November 16, 2011
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Spooft

history: first created by chowder and nanders in revenge for the ways of the juniors

def: adj. referring to idiotic people, places, things, actions etc.
1)mann... yk is such a spooft

2)Chamber is spoofting cause i sit behind the spooft.

3)The Class of 2006 is generally spoofted.
by nanders and chowder April 26, 2005
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Snoof

Snoof is the sound a giraffe makes.
"IM A GIRAFFE SNOOF SNOOF"
by purpletongues October 12, 2009
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