Splode

To spontaneously explode in an adorable way, usually involving stuffed animals, hearts, and lots of sparkling glitter.

I was filled with so much love, I thought I was gonna splode!

by Sesquipedaliman January 26, 2015

sploo

n=semen
v=to ejaculate

Same usage as "spooge."

by Gus Farnsworth July 29, 2003

splook

Someone who has no idea what they are talking about. This word was accidentally created one day and has taken off as a regular everyday word.

That splook keeps going on and on making it up as she goes. She is so full of BS.

by Finity026 May 2, 2010

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

Splodum

Weird shit you find laying around that no one can identify

What is this sick looking splodum on my pants.

by Heylookadog February 13, 2010

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010