An active event which may or may not result in the complete and robust evacuation of one’s bowels; quite often concludes with the sharing of results with one’s friends and/or neighbors either directly or through digital communication means
Great news, Harold! I just completed my first shitempt since Friday. I have to say, it was glorious!
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Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.
I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!
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"Slim Shite' came over last night, drank up all my fireball, and then we made love like it was off to the races!!"
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Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt
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