Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.

"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"

by Addy McGee May 19, 2010

speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

by Jack Dawson November 21, 2007

speed knot

A fast punch to anywhere on the head but the face that leaves a bump, or knot..

Get out my set sun, or youse gon git a speed knot!

by assholeface December 23, 2008

Speed boat

Its the male version of motor boat. Its when a girls motor boats your balls.

Dude Hillary speed boated me last night. Whats a speed boat? Its the new motor boat!

by More Joshy September 14, 2009

speed waddle

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

by pee-more March 29, 2010

speed of GAY

speed of GAY is faster than light

i walk ar speed of GAY

by madafucka! June 10, 2020

Speed Mart

A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.

Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?

Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.

by Rocky Skyline November 05, 2009