Soalex

Anything that radiates light and love and creativity. Although it may be used to describe material things and people, the adjective speaks about feelings evoked and and the nature of creativity of the people/objects.

"That's Soalex!"
"I think it's cheesy and expensive."
"In your opinion! In mine, I am amazed that our world has created this, wow, Soalex!"

by Alexandrasfriend March 27, 2017

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Soya pepper

Extremely funny person with good looks, hot as a chili pepper and tasty like soya sauce.
Can be salty but usually chill.

Kech 1: "She's so hot and funny she must be a soya pepper."
kech 2: "Bitch, there can only be one soya pepper and that's @soyapepper on instagram."

by guurrllwhoknowsitall July 3, 2017

sokalski

A little fucking asshole
The person is also a bitch

My friend was being a total sokalski

by Side guy4 November 23, 2017

SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.

So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.

by Etherpixel January 7, 2018

Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018