soggy dorito

A wet vagina from the result of sexual intercourse between two women by rubbing vaginas together,scissoring, or when the male pulls out and ejaculates on the vagina. Dorito being a reference to a triangle or diamond, which in turn are frequently used as metaphors for a woman's vagina.

Ellen got a Soggy Dorito bumping uglies with Anne.

by trinalise July 7, 2011

soggy banana

When you heat up a banana peel and masterbate in it to a point of ejaculation

Zack loves soggy bananas

by Rusty pecker May 27, 2014

Soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where men boys stand around a biscuit and have a circle jerk. The last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it. This game is often associated with Lewis Knight

Hey lads want to play soggy biscuit at sleep over

by Castleford slang 122 June 27, 2018

Soggy Biscuit

A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit

Johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.

by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015

soggy toes

When your in the bathtub too long your toes get soggy that is also called grandma toes

Man 1: I’ve been in the bath too long man
Man 2: oh my god look you have soggy toes
Man 3: mmm snack for later..

Man 4: ayo

Man 5: why am I even here

Man 6: idk why I’m here but I don’t like soggy toes

Man 7: same

by Watery pizza July 13, 2022

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017