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soggy dorito

A wet vagina from the result of sexual intercourse between two women by rubbing vaginas together,scissoring, or when the male pulls out and ejaculates on the vagina. Dorito being a reference to a triangle or diamond, which in turn are frequently used as metaphors for a woman's vagina.
Ellen got a Soggy Dorito bumping uglies with Anne.
by trinalise July 7, 2011
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soggy banana

When you heat up a banana peel and masterbate in it to a point of ejaculation
by Rusty pecker May 27, 2014
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Soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where men boys stand around a biscuit and have a circle jerk. The last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it. This game is often associated with Lewis Knight
Hey lads want to play soggy biscuit at sleep over
by Castleford slang 122 June 27, 2018
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Soggy Biscuit

A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit
Johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.
by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015
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Soggy Muffing

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass
"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"
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soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.
Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014
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Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!
by yoshi12 October 10, 2014
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