The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
by RawDyke July 16, 2023
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by Levinator28 July 17, 2023
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Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023
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I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023
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by Shandon November 29, 2021
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“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”
“ohhhh”
“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”
“ohhhh”
by slangn3T May 12, 2022
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