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shoot the sherbert

Open yer mouth, bitch. I'm about ta shoot the sherbert.
by Roach Clip January 12, 2004
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shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.
This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.
by keyshaw June 29, 2004
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hook-and-shoot

The act of suddenly grabbing a good-looking person with a "hook" move on the dance floor and pulling this person to you while your friends quickly take a picture in the hope of improving your own Facebook status.
You:
Duuuuuude, look at this chick I scored with last night!
Your friends:
No way man, you pulled a hook-and-shoot
by 6P April 21, 2008
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Snootying

When somebody is being both Snooty and Annoying at the exact same time..
Tends to be when somebody is full of themselves and being annoying about it.

Person 1: - What are you doing?
Person 2: - The Task.
Person 1: - Ohh right well I've already done that.
Person 2: - Shut up! I'm doing my work!
Person 1: - No you're not.
Person 2: - That's because you're snootying.
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010
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Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.
Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante
by Theresdavigilante December 16, 2013
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The whole bang shoot

All encompassing.
He lost everything in the hurricane - the whole bang shoot.
by Circle November 5, 2008
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mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.
Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."
by APxLSxMT April 28, 2010
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