spatter

to cum unexpectedly

sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal

by zinger February 25, 2003

twot swatter

1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.

Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!

by 1713Queen December 8, 2010

shattered

to have ones hips broken, tail bone cracked, and pelvis bruised....crushed knock the bottom out of me

last night my boy friend completely shattered me.... girlfriend, rick hit me so hard last night i was shattered for the rest of the weekend. also my friend Rick owns to cats that he shatters regularly..

by rita joan santelli July 14, 2006

Scattergun Scrub

A catchy synonym for "shotgun noob" a scattergun scrub is a player in any game featuring shotguns, that prefers the use of shotguns over precision weapons; especially due to lack of skill or adaptability.

I created the term specifically to address certain members of the Gears of War franchise.

"That kid keeps peppering every inch of the map with his shotgun, he's just another scattergun scrub.

by Azaduur October 27, 2016

scatter head

A person who changes topic alot, talks too fast, and talks about everything and anything.

Dylan's such a scatter head. I can't stand talking to him for more than 3 minutes.

by PsycHoe February 16, 2017

Snater

A Snater is a person who deeply hates Snape and refuses to acknowledge canon. They usually see no redeeming qualities in him, tend to discard his good traits, transforming them in flaws, usually with no canon evidence. They also like to call Snape fans (or simply people who are trying to correct what they say) Snape Apologists, a play on the expression "rape apologist".

Kate: Snape stalked Lily as a kid!
Ann: What? It never happened...
Kate: Yes, he hid behind a bush and spied her once, totes stalker material.

Ann: But wasn't he poor and dressed with his mother's hand me downs in that scene? Maybe that's why...
Kate: He was also a nice guy incel, murdered the Potters himself and let Sirius rot in Azkaban because he knew he was innocent all along! Oh and he hated Ginny because she looked like Lily and if Harry had been a girl he would have groomed her for future marriage like the creep he is!
Ann: Do you have any proof of what you're saying???
Kate: I really hope you're not a Snape Apologist, Ann.

Ann: Yep, definitely a Snater!

by Dolphin3957720055 July 2, 2019

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020