Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food

omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot

by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010

Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008

Jaffa Snatch

A ginger birds vagina

I heard Cilla Black had one hell of a Jaffa Snatch

by Jamesrjbh October 15, 2018

cocky snatch

An asshole who gets all cocky when he/she does something right for the first time.

asshole

BOB:I just beat you at that game for the first time.
BILL:Yea, and it only took you 2,000 tries, you cocky snatch.

by burritoboy December 22, 2008

Snatch Grazing

When you are eating pussy with really long hair and it gets stuck in your teeth like a horse grazing on grass.

Dude, how was that chick last night? She was alright, I got stuck snatch grazing for awhile, she really needed to shave.

by cantrelli January 25, 2011

fatty snatch

1. Snatch that needs to be spread apart by both hands before you can get a peek at some pink.
2. Snatch with fat, hefty labial folds.

Whoa baby, your fatty snatch leaves me no hands to tickle the brown eye.

by Dr. Rowdy October 15, 2006