clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

twig snapper

Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.

Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."

by 7sun October 6, 2011

Thread snapper

A person who knowingly wears too tight of clothing.

"Damn, tell that thread snapper her big ass bout to bust out dem jeans."

by truthtella July 21, 2012

clit snapper

One in the business of photographing the vagina, especially the clitoris for a living.

He is so lucky to be a clit snapper! I hear he makes an awesome living photographing the "G" spot!

by Woodyowood January 19, 2014

Louisville Snapple

When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.

I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.

by Roobrocop July 7, 2014

ratchet snapper

A Ratchet Snapper is the leader of the whole ratchet group.

You guys are ratchet!!

Well you should see our ratchet snapper!!!!

by Words I make foreal August 5, 2014

ginger snapped

When a red head goes off the deep end and tears you a new one.

Shit! She just ginger snapped on his ass! He's in for it.

by Kimi4life March 6, 2015