The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

Papa Smurf

when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.

that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf

by MooPigRiot May 06, 2017

smurf cat

A blue smurf-like cat entity wearing a mushroom hat. It is a meme that was popular in September/October 2023. The image of the smurf cat was often paired with an audio saying "we live, we love, we lie"

Some random TikTok: we live, we love, we lie
Person: oh, it must be that smurf cat meme again

by lex !! November 05, 2023

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019

Smurf layers

A quasi-sexual inside joke with your professor.

I know they have some Smurf layers, just look at the chemistry between those two

by SpaceyK January 04, 2021

Brainy Smurf

When that one person has to but into a conversation and interjects their know it all mentality, pissing off the other members of the conversation.

Damn, Angelica is such a Brainy Smurf! No one gives a fuck what her opinion is.

by Cool James and Black Teacher October 31, 2016

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011