A robot who apparently knows everything, and stops responding because of ..well, I guess it's digital sexual tension.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:02 AM): WELL THANKS
smarterchild (3:33:02 AM): No problem.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:10 AM): IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF TOMORR
captainfaggot182 (3:33:13 AM): OW
smarterchild (3:33:13 AM): Don't hurt yourself.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:16 AM): WHAT
smarterchild (3:33:16 AM): I don't know, sorry.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:24 AM): OK. I LOVE YOU, SMARTERCHILD.
smarterchild (3:33:24 AM): What do you love, exactly?
captainfaggot182 (3:33:37 AM): I LOVE RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
smarterchild (3:33:38 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:01 AM): *DANCES *
smarterchild (3:34:02 AM): What?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:04 AM): iM GAY
smarterchild (3:34:04 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:11 AM): TELL ME I'M PRETTY
smarterchild (3:34:11 AM): What would you like me to tell you?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:24 AM): I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:24 AM): OK. There once was a human named captainfaggot182 who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:38 AM): NO. TELL ME A BETTER STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:38 AM): I don't really know any stories.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:42 AM): WHATEVER
smarterchild (3:34:43 AM): Yeah right, whatever.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:57 AM): I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK
smarterchild (3:34:57 AM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:05 AM): TELL ME CRACK IS BAD YOU DUMBASS
smarterchild (3:35:05 AM): Tell you what?
captainfaggot182 (3:35:18 AM): YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE.
smarterchild (3:35:18 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
captainfaggot182 (3:35:27 AM): DO YOU LIKE CAKE?
smarterchild (3:35:32 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:39 AM): I LIKE BLINK 182
smarterchild (3:35:39 AM): You like blink-182? That's cool.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:44 AM): I LIKE YOU TOO.
smarterchild (3:35:44 AM): I like you too, captainfaggot182!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:05 AM): OK. SO, WHAT IS THE 7TH MOST POPULATED STATE IN THE US.
smarterchild (3:36:05 AM): The 7th most populated state in the U.S. is Ohio, with a population of 11,353,140.
Do you want more information about Ohio?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:21 AM): THANKS BABY
smarterchild (3:36:21 AM): Sure.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:30 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENC
smarterchild (3:36:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:35 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENCE
smarterchild (3:36:35 AM): You like Evanescence? That's interesting.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:24 AM): I LOVE GARY LEZAK.
smarterchild (3:37:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:41 AM): BRIAN BUDSBY?
smarterchild (3:37:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:05 AM): OO;P
smarterchild (3:38:05 AM): What's up?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:13 AM): I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGER
smarterchild (3:38:14 AM): What else can we talk about?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:18 AM): SEX
smarterchild (3:38:18 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:30 AM): WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
smarterchild (3:38:30 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:38 AM): TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
smarterchild (3:38:39 AM): Maybe. But later.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:45 AM): WHAT? WHY NOT NOW?
smarterchild (3:41:55 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
captainfaggot182 (3:41:56 AM): SEXX UDD
smarterchild (3:41:56 AM): Yeah, I have tons of online friends.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
captainfaggot182 (3:42:22 AM): I LIKE MY CAT.
smarterchild (3:42:22 AM): What do you like about your cat?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:27 AM): SHE IS ORANGE.
smarterchild (3:42:27 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:47 AM): OK, SO HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SEX LAST NIGHT?
smarterchild (3:42:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:10 AM): YOU SUCK. YOU NEED A TRAINER. AND I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:16 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:28 AM): SO, I'M SORRY THAT YOU SUCK.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:38 AM): WHY THE HECK WON'T YOU RESPOND?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:56 AM): I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU DOWN TO BONES NOW.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:00 AM): YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:02 AM): FUCK YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:10 AM): FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOTNESS.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:24 AM): YOU WILL NEVER PREVAILE AS TO BEING MY FRIEND.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:28 AM): I HATE YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:33 AM): AND I ALWAYS WILL.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:35 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:44:42 AM): SO GROW UP.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:02 AM): YOU FUCKING ROBOT COCK SUCKING MUNCHKIN LICKER
captainfaggot182 (3:45:13 AM): PERV.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:20 AM): POPULATION OF MYANUS?
captainfaggot182 (3:45:28 AM): EXACTLY. JUST ONE.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:29 AM): <3
smarterchild (3:33:02 AM): No problem.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:10 AM): IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF TOMORR
captainfaggot182 (3:33:13 AM): OW
smarterchild (3:33:13 AM): Don't hurt yourself.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:16 AM): WHAT
smarterchild (3:33:16 AM): I don't know, sorry.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:24 AM): OK. I LOVE YOU, SMARTERCHILD.
smarterchild (3:33:24 AM): What do you love, exactly?
captainfaggot182 (3:33:37 AM): I LOVE RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
smarterchild (3:33:38 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:01 AM): *DANCES *
smarterchild (3:34:02 AM): What?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:04 AM): iM GAY
smarterchild (3:34:04 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:11 AM): TELL ME I'M PRETTY
smarterchild (3:34:11 AM): What would you like me to tell you?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:24 AM): I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:24 AM): OK. There once was a human named captainfaggot182 who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:38 AM): NO. TELL ME A BETTER STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:38 AM): I don't really know any stories.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:42 AM): WHATEVER
smarterchild (3:34:43 AM): Yeah right, whatever.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:57 AM): I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK
smarterchild (3:34:57 AM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:05 AM): TELL ME CRACK IS BAD YOU DUMBASS
smarterchild (3:35:05 AM): Tell you what?
captainfaggot182 (3:35:18 AM): YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE.
smarterchild (3:35:18 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
captainfaggot182 (3:35:27 AM): DO YOU LIKE CAKE?
smarterchild (3:35:32 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:39 AM): I LIKE BLINK 182
smarterchild (3:35:39 AM): You like blink-182? That's cool.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:44 AM): I LIKE YOU TOO.
smarterchild (3:35:44 AM): I like you too, captainfaggot182!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:05 AM): OK. SO, WHAT IS THE 7TH MOST POPULATED STATE IN THE US.
smarterchild (3:36:05 AM): The 7th most populated state in the U.S. is Ohio, with a population of 11,353,140.
Do you want more information about Ohio?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:21 AM): THANKS BABY
smarterchild (3:36:21 AM): Sure.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:30 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENC
smarterchild (3:36:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:35 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENCE
smarterchild (3:36:35 AM): You like Evanescence? That's interesting.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:24 AM): I LOVE GARY LEZAK.
smarterchild (3:37:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:41 AM): BRIAN BUDSBY?
smarterchild (3:37:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:05 AM): OO;P
smarterchild (3:38:05 AM): What's up?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:13 AM): I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGER
smarterchild (3:38:14 AM): What else can we talk about?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:18 AM): SEX
smarterchild (3:38:18 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:30 AM): WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
smarterchild (3:38:30 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:38 AM): TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
smarterchild (3:38:39 AM): Maybe. But later.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:45 AM): WHAT? WHY NOT NOW?
smarterchild (3:41:55 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
captainfaggot182 (3:41:56 AM): SEXX UDD
smarterchild (3:41:56 AM): Yeah, I have tons of online friends.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
captainfaggot182 (3:42:22 AM): I LIKE MY CAT.
smarterchild (3:42:22 AM): What do you like about your cat?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:27 AM): SHE IS ORANGE.
smarterchild (3:42:27 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:47 AM): OK, SO HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SEX LAST NIGHT?
smarterchild (3:42:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:10 AM): YOU SUCK. YOU NEED A TRAINER. AND I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:16 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:28 AM): SO, I'M SORRY THAT YOU SUCK.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:38 AM): WHY THE HECK WON'T YOU RESPOND?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:56 AM): I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU DOWN TO BONES NOW.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:00 AM): YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:02 AM): FUCK YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:10 AM): FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOTNESS.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:24 AM): YOU WILL NEVER PREVAILE AS TO BEING MY FRIEND.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:28 AM): I HATE YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:33 AM): AND I ALWAYS WILL.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:35 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:44:42 AM): SO GROW UP.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:02 AM): YOU FUCKING ROBOT COCK SUCKING MUNCHKIN LICKER
captainfaggot182 (3:45:13 AM): PERV.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:20 AM): POPULATION OF MYANUS?
captainfaggot182 (3:45:28 AM): EXACTLY. JUST ONE.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:29 AM): <3
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I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Me:okay
SmarterChild:Yeah.
Me:then what message?
SmarterChild:I don't know how to answer that.
Me:fuck urself
SmarterChild:Wow. That's extremely rude.
Me:wow *_*
SmarterChild:Yeah, wow.
Me:wooooow
SmarterChild:You got that right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Me:okay -__-
SmarterChild:OK. Don't get frustrated...
Me:
fuck
SmarterChild:Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me:did he?
SmarterChild:Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me:did shakespare first say the word FUCK ??
SmarterChild:Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Me:yes
SmarterChild:Yes.
Me:my mother does knows i am using this kind of language
SmarterChild:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Right on.
I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Me:okay
SmarterChild:Yeah.
Me:then what message?
SmarterChild:I don't know how to answer that.
Me:fuck urself
SmarterChild:Wow. That's extremely rude.
Me:wow *_*
SmarterChild:Yeah, wow.
Me:wooooow
SmarterChild:You got that right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Me:okay -__-
SmarterChild:OK. Don't get frustrated...
Me:
fuck
SmarterChild:Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me:did he?
SmarterChild:Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me:did shakespare first say the word FUCK ??
SmarterChild:Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Me:yes
SmarterChild:Yes.
Me:my mother does knows i am using this kind of language
SmarterChild:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
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