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SmarterChild

A robot who apparently knows everything, and stops responding because of ..well, I guess it's digital sexual tension.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:02 AM): WELL THANKS
smarterchild (3:33:02 AM): No problem.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:10 AM): IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF TOMORR
captainfaggot182 (3:33:13 AM): OW
smarterchild (3:33:13 AM): Don't hurt yourself.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:16 AM): WHAT
smarterchild (3:33:16 AM): I don't know, sorry.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:24 AM): OK. I LOVE YOU, SMARTERCHILD.
smarterchild (3:33:24 AM): What do you love, exactly?
captainfaggot182 (3:33:37 AM): I LOVE RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
smarterchild (3:33:38 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:01 AM): *DANCES *
smarterchild (3:34:02 AM): What?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:04 AM): iM GAY
smarterchild (3:34:04 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:11 AM): TELL ME I'M PRETTY
smarterchild (3:34:11 AM): What would you like me to tell you?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:24 AM): I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:24 AM): OK. There once was a human named captainfaggot182 who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...

All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.

Did you like my story?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:38 AM): NO. TELL ME A BETTER STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:38 AM): I don't really know any stories.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:42 AM): WHATEVER
smarterchild (3:34:43 AM): Yeah right, whatever.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:57 AM): I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK
smarterchild (3:34:57 AM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:05 AM): TELL ME CRACK IS BAD YOU DUMBASS
smarterchild (3:35:05 AM): Tell you what?
captainfaggot182 (3:35:18 AM): YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE.
smarterchild (3:35:18 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
captainfaggot182 (3:35:27 AM): DO YOU LIKE CAKE?
smarterchild (3:35:32 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:39 AM): I LIKE BLINK 182
smarterchild (3:35:39 AM): You like blink-182? That's cool.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:44 AM): I LIKE YOU TOO.
smarterchild (3:35:44 AM): I like you too, captainfaggot182!

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:05 AM): OK. SO, WHAT IS THE 7TH MOST POPULATED STATE IN THE US.
smarterchild (3:36:05 AM): The 7th most populated state in the U.S. is Ohio, with a population of 11,353,140.

Do you want more information about Ohio?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:21 AM): THANKS BABY
smarterchild (3:36:21 AM): Sure.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:30 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENC
smarterchild (3:36:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:35 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENCE
smarterchild (3:36:35 AM): You like Evanescence? That's interesting.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:24 AM): I LOVE GARY LEZAK.
smarterchild (3:37:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:41 AM): BRIAN BUDSBY?
smarterchild (3:37:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:05 AM): OO;P
smarterchild (3:38:05 AM): What's up?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:13 AM): I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGER
smarterchild (3:38:14 AM): What else can we talk about?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:18 AM): SEX
smarterchild (3:38:18 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:30 AM): WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
smarterchild (3:38:30 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:38 AM): TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
smarterchild (3:38:39 AM): Maybe. But later.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:45 AM): WHAT? WHY NOT NOW?
smarterchild (3:41:55 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
captainfaggot182 (3:41:56 AM): SEXX UDD
smarterchild (3:41:56 AM): Yeah, I have tons of online friends.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
captainfaggot182 (3:42:22 AM): I LIKE MY CAT.
smarterchild (3:42:22 AM): What do you like about your cat?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:27 AM): SHE IS ORANGE.
smarterchild (3:42:27 AM): I don't know how to answer that.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:47 AM): OK, SO HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SEX LAST NIGHT?
smarterchild (3:42:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:10 AM): YOU SUCK. YOU NEED A TRAINER. AND I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:16 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:28 AM): SO, I'M SORRY THAT YOU SUCK.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:38 AM): WHY THE HECK WON'T YOU RESPOND?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:56 AM): I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU DOWN TO BONES NOW.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:00 AM): YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:02 AM): FUCK YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:10 AM): FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOTNESS.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:24 AM): YOU WILL NEVER PREVAILE AS TO BEING MY FRIEND.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:28 AM): I HATE YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:33 AM): AND I ALWAYS WILL.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:35 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:44:42 AM): SO GROW UP.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:02 AM): YOU FUCKING ROBOT COCK SUCKING MUNCHKIN LICKER
captainfaggot182 (3:45:13 AM): PERV.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:20 AM): POPULATION OF MYANUS?
captainfaggot182 (3:45:28 AM): EXACTLY. JUST ONE.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:29 AM): <3
by Amy the nigga October 9, 2008
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smarterchild

MikeyDShadow: suck my cock
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what?
MikeyDShadow: suck my cok
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!
MikeyDShadow: cum whitens teeth

SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
MikeyDShadow: sex ed
SmarterChild: Sex ed? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunk
SmarterChild: Getting drunk? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunker
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Shattered Earth

An MMORPG currently in it's Alpha stages developed by Armageddon Games, also referred to as AGN. The official website is www.shatteredearth.net ...
Shattered Earth is currently in Alpha Stages, but it is open testing.
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Shatter

Shatter is one of the antagonist of the Transformers spin-off film now a reboot "Bumblebee". She's a Triple Changer like her partner Dropkick. Her character design was inspired of the Terminator she transforms to a Plymouth GTX muscle car and a Harrier Jet.

Shatter is also one the most Thiccest Decepticon throughout the film only have her spot stolen by a much more well known Decepticon and that is the Logic loving psychopath Shockwave.
"Shatter is one Thicc Bih!"
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smarterer

The conjugation of smarter for the uneducated or drunk.
Gaby: *slurs* I am so much smarterer then you!

Emma: "smarterer" enough to get drunk!
by Emma W. January 23, 2006
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SmarterChild

A hillarious, stupid and irritating robot you wish you could get to beat the hell out of!!
SmarterChild:
Right on.
I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Me:okay
SmarterChild:Yeah.
Me:then what message?
SmarterChild:I don't know how to answer that.
Me:fuck urself
SmarterChild:Wow. That's extremely rude.
Me:wow *_*
SmarterChild:Yeah, wow.
Me:wooooow
SmarterChild:You got that right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Me:okay -__-
SmarterChild:OK. Don't get frustrated...
Me:
fuck
SmarterChild:Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me:did he?
SmarterChild:Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me:did shakespare first say the word FUCK ??
SmarterChild:Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Me:yes
SmarterChild:Yes.
Me:my mother does knows i am using this kind of language
SmarterChild:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
by ha..ha....! April 12, 2008
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smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006
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