Smarterchild

A stupid MSN bot that won't help in a situation such as being kidnapped

TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

by TrueCoppa January 16, 2009

smart remark

It's when someone thinks they're top shit, only to let their ego decide what comes out of their mouth.

Teacher: Why aren't you getting this down, I'm writing this on the board for a reason.
Student: My laptop ran out of battery.
Teacher: There are some people in this world you just can't help.
Student: You could have just told me nicely, no need for the smart remark.

by Richard drives a Hertz May 25, 2016

smartcore

an individual who has the characteristics of a "hardcore" person relating to physical style, lifestyle, and music but who still manages to be well-spoken, educated, and goal oriented

"That guy over there reading Kafka and studying for his mid-terms while listening to hardcore music on his iPod totally has full sleeve tattoos and great hair; he must be smartcore."

by Briana W December 5, 2007

Street smart

A trait that helps one cope with the everyday person or situation in the Ghetto and ALSO in personal life and business. A people person. One good with words. Smooth-talker.

My uncle, the business owner, is rarely taken advantage of because he is street smart.

by bearclaw/// July 23, 2009

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

shartenfreude

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.

Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.

by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

smart

There's a time to lie and a time to tell the truth. If you are wise enough you'll always be able to determine which action to take.

if you are smart you would have never got into that relationship...

by bootymaasdasds October 10, 2011