smarmypants

shit

getting a soggy biffa in your y-fronts e.g i have a smarmy in my pantys (smarmypants)

by bum raf January 7, 2003

Smarmy

An attitude resembling butt, covered in a butt/poop paste. Also can be used as a verb, a noun, or other things.

I was smarming the other day, it sucked

Your fart is positively smarmy

That girl totally smarmed on me.

He smarms baby turtles.

by walter cronkite IV April 19, 2009

smarming

see the definition of smarmy

1. That creepy person won't quit smarming at me!!

by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005

smartagent

a person who is genrally an idiot, they usually are so dumb that they are retarded, also very ignorant,

andrew! you are one smartagent cookie!!

by andy drew reever March 18, 2009

Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

by Doctor Drew March 1, 2010

Smartarticles

Smart particles in your head; brain juice

The reason you have a BIG head is because it's filled with smartarticles.

by #1 Queen of Randomness June 25, 2010

smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010