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did your sports team lose?

This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.
Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...
by average evolved monkey May 31, 2020
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sports model

A woman that has had her tubes tied, or a hysterectomy, and has sex purely for pleasure, not procreation!
I don't need to worry 'bout no condoms, 'cause she's a sports model
by LuckyJee July 22, 2007
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Sportshole

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.
"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"
by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007
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Sports Injury

Any injury you incur while watching sports or going to a sports function or game.
Theresa: That was hilarious when Stacy fell yesterday.
Marc: Ya, that was a total SPORTS INJURY since we were on the way to the bar to watch college football!

Stacy: I cant believe you fell while walking to Wrigley Field to see the CUBS game.
Elisha: I know!! This was my first SPORTS INJURY of the season!
by Wonder Woman 52 September 7, 2009
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snortskies

Lets go pick up some snortskies for the party.

"Dude did you see Dylan leave the party in an ambulance?" Yea man, too much snortskies.
by OGKUSHKILLA September 25, 2013
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Backyard Sports

(Video Game) A fun Sports Videogame Series started in the late 1990's where players play as Children in professional organized sports. These sports include: Hockey, Football, Baseball, Soccer, Basketball, and Skateboarding.
I'm so excited to play the "Backyard Sports" game i got today!
by Backyard Kid February 8, 2012
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Kabuki shorts

A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.

-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."

Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"

Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
by RealSh*t December 25, 2013
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