Slonk

To violently hit something

When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground

by AverageSizedEgg February 3, 2024

Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink

Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"

by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024

slokumba

When a gay child, has an orgy with the kindergarden

"I will remove my child from the kindergarden, since he's been having a slokumba"

by I_dont_Like_Kids March 20, 2024

Slumking

The act of putting your fist up another persons rectum, then pulling out the feces and digesting it.

"Wow, i wanna slumk shogun so badly!"
"Can you give me a slumking?"
"Shogun looks slumkable!"

by Waterpak April 12, 2024

Slumking

The act of sticking your fist up someones rectum, then pulling out the feces and digesting it.

"Shogun looks slumkable!"
"Can you give me a slumking?"

by Waterpak April 12, 2024

Slonk

To Swallow Greedily

Sure! Here's an example:

"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."

by Chimsis December 30, 2024

Slotkin

The term Slotkin is when a man is sitting at a slot machine gambling and receives head.

Honey, can you give me a Slotkin at the casino later tonight?

by urdadsbussy69 February 3, 2025