lols and slander

Based off of the phrase lies and slander. Used when someone jokingly says something mean/untrue about you.

Coined by Samantha M. Falcon in late 2008 at Santana High School.

Jeni: You're my best friend Sam, even though I know you burn down orphanages and eat panda bear steak.

Me: lols and slander!

by SFalconPunch January 26, 2009

Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

by Fitz April 9, 2003

spender

an over-the-hill broken-down wheezy alcoholic on the egg radio forum who enjoys hitting on young women and then insulting them because they refuse his advances. See also "impotent asshole"

You outspendered yourself last week after chugging that jug of moonshine and then hitting on a 12 year old girl.

by shinigami senpai August 21, 2008

slanderous j

Slanderous J. a drug? Nope, but its got a pretty good name for one
really its just jolly ranchers and people use the name to scare there friends into thinking the are stoners...

"hey lets go get hooked up with some slanderous J."
"What? is that the new name for crack?"
"nope, just jolly ranchers"!

by guy named matt May 17, 2006

Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010

Slenderless

something that isnt slender(thin)

That bus isnt very slender
that is a very slenderless path

by Tristan Holloway June 26, 2007

Slunder

woman: to smack a woman's breast from the side at a sensitive time.
man: to smack the head of a man's penis after sex.

"I sucked her titty and then slundered her boob!"

"I fucked his brains out, then slundered him in the shower. He Cried."

by Tyler K. August 27, 2005