Sleeping on the low

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna

*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"

by ProcrASHtination May 11, 2015

skeeting blood

To bleed profusely in a spurting manner (i.e., with each beat of the heart, a shot of blood ejects -- or skeets) out of the wound(s). (see also: skeet.)

"Yo, that boy got shot twice in the chest and after that he was skeeting blood everywhere."

by dsparkss January 29, 2018

Sexting

When you send naked/ nude pictures to your significant other or your boss

Quit sexting your man Tom!

by Areolastolacola August 27, 2018

Co-sleeping

a practice of upper-middle-class hippie white people used to avoid having sex with their spouses, and to maximize cuddle time with their oh-so-precious children. Aka the“family bed,” it is justified by culturally appropriating sleep practices from impoverished cultures who need to sleep together because they live in a one room hut.

We’re still co-sleeping with our 14 year old twins because it brings us closer together as a family. It’s very common in other cultures....

by Cheetah77 August 8, 2018

Sleeping Booty

Similar to Sleeping Beauty, only the sleeper has more curves than the original.

Ben: Man, J.Lo has been sleeping forever!
Marc: I know, she's definitely a Sleeping Booty!

by ooohsnap April 19, 2009

mass sexting

a derivation of the social activities mass texting and sexting. sexual advances are sent via text message to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Justin had a bad habit of mass sexting when he drank...

From Justin: i can't stop thinking about ur hott body. wut r u doin 2nite?

To: Jessica, Sarah, Michelle, Stacy, Nicole

by Alyk December 9, 2008

Sexting

to have sex with a phone in your hand ,

Guy:Hey man, wanna do some sexting?
Girl: NO, i have phone-aphobia

by troyyy13 March 9, 2010