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News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
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t-skirt

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.
"hot damn is that girl not wearing pants?!?"

"calm your tits bro, it's just a t-skirt"
by burgundy14 August 21, 2014
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skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
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Skirt burger

Last night I had some delicious skirt burger boyz!
by Superawesomemom November 7, 2019
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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025
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Man-skirted

To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.
“Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”
by The Elvis Pressley April 18, 2019
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