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sausage skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!
by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016
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blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)
That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up
by Cybergora April 2, 2017
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Skirt the line

Anyway, he’d Skirt the line if he couldn’t see the harm in it
by Billions123! June 8, 2018
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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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“You’re lifting up the skirt bro”

A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025
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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025
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Tweed Skirt

Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.
by Fraz Von Hoffer May 24, 2019
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