equator belt size

{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature

"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."

by Doorshine January 01, 2008

Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 22, 2019

Costco Size Mistake

An action or judgment that leaves you with a large amount of an unusable or undesired item.

I made a costco size mistake buying the 50 pack of the wrong razor blades.

by chixdigit September 19, 2011

Godzilla Sized Hearts

The biggest heart that can be named when you are telling someone you love them. See heart.

He Godzilla sized hearts you.

by PyroDak April 05, 2008

bite-size buddy

A friend that you enjoy hanging out with, but only for so long at a time. See also: frenemy

Andrew is a great guy, but I like him more as a bite-size buddy - he's been on our couch for like, four days now.

by _alexey September 28, 2014

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 07, 2009

fat bitch size

A Star Jones portion of Food

-How Much do you want Miss Jones?
-A Fat Bitch Size please

by Chad Tyler October 30, 2005