Summer Snow

A substance produced by cottonwood trees. Summer snow specifically refers to the cotton pods that drift through the air, mimicking snowfall.

"I love all of the summer snow in the air; it makes my allergies act up, though."

by Midget Minion Mayhem June 14, 2018

Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Summer Edwards

Someone who exaggerates everything and thinks they are as good as Shane Dawson. Pretends to be a physcopath for attention - doesn’t work, then cries about it. Has an obsession with bright eye makeup and pretending to hate lessons. Always tired but never sleeps. And that’s a summer Edwards.

Oh look, it’s summer Edwards, I bet she is here to moan

by anonymous173919378291 June 5, 2019

Summer Car

A car that is intended for driving in the summer only. Usually comes out of the garage in May, just in time for prom, and used to receive Head From Pepps once the dance is over. Summer cars are typically purchased through Craigslist.

Ethan: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
Matt: I'm getting my summer car out of the garage.
Ethan: Oh yes... prom is coming up!

by bennie22 January 8, 2020

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022

Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.

George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.

by StrictBiz April 9, 2013

Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.

I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018