shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.

"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"

by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009

Heaven Shall Burn

A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.

Heaven Shall Burn is awesome

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

shallow

a person who cannot make decisions for themselves, must always have other people do things for them. also, makes very low decisions that are foolish.

gracie: "hey did you hear about how conor had drew dump cloe for him?"
ariana: "yeaa what a shallow asshole!"

by mrs. swan January 5, 2008

shallow

An adjective used to describe basically anyone attractive. SEE, pretty people MUST be shallow, huh? In a lot of cases, this is true, but not because of their appearance. A lot of people who don't fit society's standard of pretty are as shallow as a petri dish.

Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.

"I am NOT shallow, I like people with depth!! Nevermind that my main concern is how I look and appear to other people!"
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

A round of scully

When a chick gives a guy head.

I had the bitch give me a round of scully

by Wils May 22, 2006

Shallow

What ugly people call good looking people just because they got turned down. Sorry I just can't see myself kissing some ugly chick.

"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"Why not."
"You're ugly."
"You're shallow!"
"Ha ha"

by Me May 13, 2005

Shallow Grave

When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.

"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."

by photoruss September 13, 2011