Shrek worshipper

Shrek fans who worship the mighty ogre lord

Shrek worshipper: Shrek isn't funny. Shrek needs to be taken seriously.

by frabrizio March 1, 2017

Shrek Obama

This man is gay and old and cringe. THAT IS IT.

Shrek Obama is very gay and old and cringe.

by nesteggtv August 5, 2021

Shrek Neck

Got no neck like shrek

Person 1:- "Shut it ya bam!"
Person 2:- "Shut it Shrek Neck!"

by Shreklover101 June 20, 2018

shrek stew

when someone eats green shit from an arse

I gave maro a shrek stew last night

by shrekmuncher April 28, 2021

shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

by DA! October 14, 2020

the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

Shrek Is Love

To Have A Abnormally Shrexual Attraction To Shrek.

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I want Shrek in My Bed tonight.

by Mike Hunt onmablles October 4, 2020