Shotgun Curves

When your girlfriend, wife, or daughter has a curvy body that will make you want to pull a shotgun on anyone who was staring at them too hard.

See Mary and Arthur are fine, but it’s you Ann you have Shotgun Curves so I have to look out for you.

by President Poverty June 9, 2019

Meat Shotgun

A fancy name for a dick

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun

by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017

Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.

I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.

by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016

Shotgun Sensai

A driving instructor, an adult that'll drive with you when you have your learners permit, and/ or anyone teaching you how to drive from the passenger seat.

Person A: Hey I heard you got your permit, lets go somewhere
Person B: Nah I can't, my mom won't be Shotgun Sensai.
-OR-

Person A: Wanna go to the mall friday?
Person B: I can't, I have a lesson with my Shotgun Sensai.

by Dizzymisslizzi April 2, 2009

Shotgun party

For no apparent reason, an unexpected group of friends show up at your house and spend an extended visit with you. They usually show up thirsty and hungry, therefore, you are expected to share your dinner with them. After several hours of disrupting your evening they leave feeling energized while you are left overwhelmed with exhaustion.

While serving dinner I had a shotgun party last night. some drunk family members show up with low blood sugar, needing to eat with you requesting really fucked up shit like asking you to change their breaks then other people show up hungry and thirsty and before you know it your hole house is filled with ducking bat shit crazy people, you get hauled of to local crazy ward.

by Mung ho February 6, 2018

shotgun wang

Shotgun Wang or i_bruce_easily on instgram and soundcloud.

Shotgun Wang eats a lot of ass.

by ParkerMation September 26, 2017

monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018