When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.
“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds”
by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018
Get the Shotgun Shitmug. by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017
Get the Meat Shotgunmug. The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.
I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.
by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016
Get the Rusty Shotgunmug. A driving instructor, an adult that'll drive with you when you have your learners permit, and/ or anyone teaching you how to drive from the passenger seat.
Person A: Hey I heard you got your permit, lets go somewhere
Person B: Nah I can't, my mom won't be Shotgun Sensai.
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Person A: Wanna go to the mall friday?
Person B: I can't, I have a lesson with my Shotgun Sensai.
Person B: Nah I can't, my mom won't be Shotgun Sensai.
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Person A: Wanna go to the mall friday?
Person B: I can't, I have a lesson with my Shotgun Sensai.
by Dizzymisslizzi April 2, 2009
Get the Shotgun Sensaimug. the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
by shocktrooper December 9, 2010
Get the shotgun surprisemug. when the guy is smoking weed, he shotguns the girl, she immediately returns to sucking his dick and exhaling a few seconds after. Repeat.
"Dude, I got a shotgun blowjob last night from my girl. She said my dick smelled like weed afterward. "
by HisPotPrincess February 10, 2014
Get the shotgun blowjobmug. Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.
Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.
The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018
Get the monkey-with-a-shotgunmug.