Shooty Arse

A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for

Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!

by Jacksie09 July 4, 2015

Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.

Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.

by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018

shirty

Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.

I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.

by reader June 16, 2004

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

by W December 21, 2004

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006