Faux poop scoop

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.

"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."

by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009

Oopsie Doopsie Poopsie Scoopsie

What you say when you make an oopsie so doopsie that you need a poopsie scoopsie.

I just accidentally pooped everywhere. Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie!

by PuncherOfTrees July 13, 2023

Scoop Dump Chisel

The act of scooping a breast then duming it and then grabbing like the chiseling of clay

Oh adam scoop dump chisel me!

by bc2k12 May 2, 2011

scoop back

To move back

Yo scoop back bro

by Mimuss February 3, 2018

oopty scoop

(v) 1. to obtain, steal often in an uncouth or sly manner

2. have one's way in either a physical or abstract manner

1. 'yo, lemme oopty that brew'

2. 'yo, lemme oopty scoop'

by Kang Chang February 6, 2008

Walsh Scoop

The cupping of the hand around the "man tits" ans coming in with the second hand smashing it into your cupped hand.

I walsh scooped Zane on the bus and he was on the ground crying for the rest of the trip.

by Scoop and Score December 6, 2009

texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 13, 2008