shmagi

the guy who is hated by everyone. he usually has many enemies but his loved ones adore him so much. he's sensitive, usually very tall and has great personality. he loves to manipulate, he's a handsome brunette.

-ayo look at this shmagi out there!
-i have no idea why people hate on him.

by pingpongtable January 18, 2022

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

Shaggin

Chilling intensely

(often used to refer to the chillest state of being high on marijuana)

Yo i’m shaggin rn homie

I’ve been Shaggin all day yo.

by UltraLegend27 August 26, 2022

shaggot

someone who is incredibly small in size and is also a homosexual

Kyan rotherram is such a shaggot

by Theboys69 September 19, 2022

Shagging the Burnt Rag

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.

Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.

by GodOfLust October 3, 2022

Shagger

Someone who is no stranger to bedtime antics. Can also be used in sarcastic terms if the subject is more likely to have a night in with a pot noodle, tissues and cleaning his trainers"

" That bald man with the obsession for Adidas is a top shagger"

by Pipe Athletic May 15, 2023

shaggermiester

The sexiest person you will ever meet. She is always there for you and is the best friend you can ask for she may seem scary some times and may have a big fat foot fetish but she is always there for you.

Damn shaggermiester is looking sex
Y today

by Mega fittie September 1, 2023