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Shitecule

1. The aromatic, organic particle emitted en mass from flatulence and/or waste receptacles that causes a revulsive reaction from the human occupants of a room.

2. When someone or something shits themselves and interrupts the current merrymaking (usually resulting in five minutes of uproarious humor or several minutes of uncomfortable shifting about).
Ex. Uh?...EWW! Dude, Wazzat YOU! OH My GOD!
What the F**k did you eat?!? You could choke a heyena. I think I got a shitecule in my eye!

Ex. Uh, well, uh...Yes, well...Is, is there, well uh...
by Rokgoblin March 10, 2009
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shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat
"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"
by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009
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shitbert

A shithead, can mean very stupid or being a bastard.

Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.
"Look at Shitbert over there!" Note: It can replace a proper noun (such as a name) and keep the exact same grammar, as if it was said person's real name.
by BristolBrick July 25, 2016
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Shite

A word that the Scottish use instead of “shit” or “crap”, simple.
“Ah get over ya shite, Holly ya 57 love, you ain’t working anytime soon.”
by sulqur May 11, 2018
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Shite

A load of nonsense talk, or an amount of excrement, or rarely an adjective meaning that somehting is completely rubbish. In Britain, the form ‘shite’ is confined to the North of England, possibly used in Scotland too. ‘Haddaway and shite’ is a famous Newcastle-upon-Tyne area (Geordie, North East of England) dialect saying. You'll have to ask a native speaker exactly what this fine phrase means.
She was talking complete and utter shite again. No change there.

That holiday was completely shite, serves him right for being such a cheap twat. Cheap holidays and brides, both bad news, never ‘good value’.

He fell down a hole into a sewer or septic tank and came out all covered in shite.

Haddaway and shite! Typical Geordie instruction.
by Webrumāros May 13, 2018
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shite

A nicer way of saying "shit."
Awww shite
by jay gee July 9, 2018
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Shité

ONLY TO BE USED WHEN INSULTING THE FRENCH
"YO FRANÇOISE YALL BETTER GET YOUR SHITÉ TOGETHER"
by jimins wifeu October 10, 2018
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