Shat

an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Chat'

when someone says something terrible or generic a reply can simply be one word:

"Shat"

usually shouted at the top of ones voice

by suchghat May 6, 2011

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Shat

It’s another word for weed

I need to hire all of this shat from my dad

by Shat monster March 2, 2024

Shat

Shat is another name for the weed

I forgot to hide my shat and he found it all over the floor

by Shat monster March 2, 2024

Shat

A cat and sheep combo.

Person 1: "Omg that looks like a cat and sheep combo!"
Person 2: "A shat."
Person 1: "Please don't call it that."

by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021

snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 12, 2022

shat

To go to the bathroom and poo.
To represent a state of surprise; to exclaim.

"I just took the largest shat."
"What the shat!"

by NB human April 1, 2024