gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

shard

The act of farting in your pants, and it seems to spray your underwear like a spraypaint can.

"Yo B., this dude just sharded his pants!"

by StingraY June 21, 2004

Shaded

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol out of a broken lamp shade. Each participating degenerate takes turns chugging beer/liquor/mix out of said lamp shade. Probably in a Guelph, Ontario basement.

Nick: Yo Tim we don't have a funnel to chug the beer with
Tim: Here use this lamp shade
Nick: Sounds legit, lets get shaded.

by barrington3 March 4, 2015

scaredom

The act of shitting bricks in extreme stress.
* mainly used in third person *

(being scared dipshit) >:D

1. jonny said in complete scaredom "HOLY SHIT!"

2. "Mom was startled with extreme scaredom"

by ThatsAWordNow May 4, 2013

Scareder

When u are scared as shit but even more scared than scared but petrified is too far

Damn son I am way more scareder than you

by Minjlucy August 15, 2017

Shard Barbie

A male or female who who will trade a piece of strange for a little piece of dope. AKA booty bump. Hot rail, line, shot give em five mins they be giving head

I made her my shard Barbie for the night last night but tonight she s yours😊

by Luckyu07 November 9, 2017

shardinal

A paranoid tweeker, who's main objective is to get as high on methamphetamine as possible, even if it means picking up shards you or your friend have dropped when last using crystal meth.

Oh look, a shardinal!

by #theshardinal March 6, 2018