shannon

really hot and sexy, 6'10, bald, really athletic, gets all bitches, steals everyones boyfriends cause shes so fit
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Shannon

A annoying girl that never stops talking. She is usually found trying to get peoples secrets. She usually always jumps from boy to boy
Bob: Have you heard of Shannon?
Joe: Yeah, she dumped ANOTHER boy yesterday.
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Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.
Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid
by Goldilocks69 April 07, 2022
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Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.
Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!
by CozyBozy April 24, 2022
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shannon

the literal definition of perfect
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend
me: i love you shannon
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Shannon

plays violin, loves jeans, says weird things like hamMOCK and underpants
shannon, who tf wears jeans to brunch?!
by ajsndcuebfsc February 02, 2019
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Shannon

Mean kind so shes mend
Your so shannon
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